Sew mojo?

Where are you? While cleaning out my crafting room a bit earlier, I found a scrap of fabric that I knew a Brown Owl girlie will like, so I proceeded to turn it into a little purse for her. But oh! my sewing! Crooked, wonky, you name it! Luckily HP hammered on the snap closure for me, otherwise I would have ballsed that up too. I have so much sewing I want to do, but when it comes down to sitting at the machine, I just can't bring myself to do it!